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Normalium's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 76 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,525 Points

Adversity Weapon Pack

Aggressor I Unlocked 7/3/16
10 Points
Fire a weapon 10 times.
Reloader I Unlocked 7/3/16
10 Points
Reload a weapon 5 times.
Stealth Unlocked 7/3/16
10 Points
Fire a silenced weapon 25 times.
Animator Unlocked 7/3/16
25 Points
Create a custom timeline sequence.
Item Collector Unlocked 7/3/16
25 Points
View all equipment items.
Minimalist Unlocked 7/3/16
25 Points
Disable all effects.
Weapons Dealer Unlocked 7/3/16
25 Points
View every firearm.
Aggressor II Unlocked 7/3/16
50 Points
Fire a weapon 100 times.
Reloader II Unlocked 7/3/16
50 Points
Reload a weapon 25 times.
Aggressor III Unlocked 7/3/16
100 Points
Fire a weapon 500 times.
Reloader III Unlocked 7/3/16
100 Points
Reload a weapon 50 times.

Medals Earned: 11/11 (430/430 points)

Creative Kill Chamber Two

Green Gooey Stuff! Unlocked 1/31/16
50 Points
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
Spontaneous Combustion! Unlocked 1/31/16
50 Points
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
Stylish Killer! Unlocked 1/31/16
50 Points
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
Terrorist! Unlocked 1/31/16
50 Points
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
CKC Champ: DOS! Unlocked 1/31/16
100 Points
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
Melee Monster! 50 Points You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
Sniper Man! 50 Points You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
Yay Death! 100 Points You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.

Medals Earned: 5/8 (300/500 points)

Da Best Gaem

ALL MY 5S Unlocked 11/28/15
5 Points
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BRO Unlocked 11/28/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
CATS ARE CUTE Unlocked 11/28/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
DO IT!!! Unlocked 11/28/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
FTW Unlocked 11/28/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
GOOD GAME BRA! Unlocked 11/28/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
HATERS Unlocked 11/28/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
IN OR OUT? Unlocked 11/28/15
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
WHERE'S THE CAKE Unlocked 11/28/15
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
X-MEN Unlocked 11/28/15
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
YES! Unlocked 11/28/15
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Z Unlocked 11/28/15
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ZZZ Unlocked 11/28/15
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ZZZZ Unlocked 11/28/15
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
EVERYTHING BY EVERYBODY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
JUST LIKE A CAT Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
KILL'N IT Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
LUCKY YOU Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
MMMM... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
NONE FOR YOU Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
O BROTHER Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
PARTY! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
QT Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
RIGHT? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SCARY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
TOASTY! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
UNDERWEAR Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
VERY TASTY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ZZ Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ZZZZZ Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 14/30 (240/500 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Bombs Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Impalation Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 1/30/16
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 1/30/16
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Dead Bird Unlocked 1/30/16
10 Points
You found the dead blue bird!
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 1/30/16
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 1/31/16
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Spin Attack Unlocked 1/30/16
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction Unlocked 1/30/16
10 Points
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished Unlocked 1/30/16
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 1/30/16
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 1/30/16
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won Unlocked 1/30/16
50 Points
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed Unlocked 1/30/16
50 Points
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!

Medals Earned: 25/44 (275/500 points)

MADNESS : Family Duels

Shut up Unlocked 11/21/15
5 Points
Defeat the boombox man
Bite me Unlocked 1/31/16
10 Points
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Piss off Unlocked 1/31/16
10 Points
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Eat shit 25 Points Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Fuck you 25 Points Defeat Sanford and Deimos
...and fuck you too 50 Points Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Dumbass Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cheating cunt Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Educate this *grabs crotch* Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Go to hell Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gonna cry? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I represent the church of suck my balls Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
JUST FUCKING DIE!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/460 points)

Madness Ambulation

Daily Driver Unlocked 12/16/15
5 Points
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Truckstopper Unlocked 12/16/15
10 Points
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Atheist 25 Points Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
Undertaker 25 Points ...or hell, hit every single one.
Sharpshooter 50 Points Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Improbability Drive 100 Points Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Can You Hear Me Now Unlocked 2/12/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn Unlocked 11/6/15
5 Points
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied Unlocked 11/6/15
10 Points
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler Unlocked 11/6/15
10 Points
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath Unlocked 11/6/15
25 Points
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood Unlocked 11/6/15
25 Points
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod Unlocked 11/6/15
25 Points
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Medals Earned: 7/16 (105/480 points)

Madness: Will It Slice?

Sample Slice Unlocked 11/29/15
5 Points
Eliminate 5 infected
Small Slice Unlocked 11/29/15
10 Points
Eliminate 10 infected
Halfway There Unlocked 11/29/15
25 Points
Complete 5 levels
Medium Slice Unlocked 11/29/15
25 Points
Eliminate 25 infected
Large Slice Unlocked 11/29/15
50 Points
Eliminate 50 infected
Food is Served 50 Points Complete all levels
Super Slice 100 Points Eliminate 80 infected

Medals Earned: 5/7 (115/265 points)

The Beast: MDM

Axe-cuse me Unlocked 11/21/15
5 Points
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Censored in Beast Trilogy Unlocked 11/21/15
5 Points
Rip the first dude's head off.
Have a nice day Unlocked 11/21/15
5 Points
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
And it was all yellow 5 Points Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points Shotgun rape the first guy.
He didnt have the guts Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friends stick together Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
BALLS!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cus he had noBODY to go with. LOLOL! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cruci-fuck you! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You aint got no pancake mix! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I... HATE... CLOWNS!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Yoink Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/400 points)

The Drawing Grounds

Junior Artist Unlocked 1/31/16
5 Points
Finished your first drawing.
Messenger 5 Points Notified someone after taking your turn.
Randomizer 5 Points Started a game with a random user.
Umad? 5 Points Found the hidden troll face.
Sketcher 10 Points Reach a score of at least 10.
Colorpicker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heartbreaker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Loner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)